Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Magic Garden


V: haha! missed!


And so the insulator fight continues between our duo for some time running to avoid each other down the tracks, until.......


V: Whoa!!!!
N!: Yeah!!!!
They found the perfect place to grow a magic garden, plenty of sunlight, out of sight, only our duo knows about it...

The Magic Garden


(Vince is thinking of starting an insulator fight)
V: this one is cracked anyway, so here goes nuthin'!



It lands and shatters on the rail right by Nikos! and nicks his arm


N!: (putting on his paramilitary beret, prepares for war) That's it, motherf***er, it's on now!

The Magic Garden


In this particular episode Vince and Nikos! recount to their friends how they grew a secret garden one year on a hillside not far from campus, and a "magic garden" at a nearby abandoned concrete building foundation and how they stubled onto the site in the first place. It all started with V and N! walking along some old railroad tracks for miles not far from campus, but a place that no-one else knows about because it's hard to get to this section of the railline, as it has not been used in decades, they were into collecting antique rail insulators and trying to sell them online....
V: whoa, there are some good ones dude, looks like we'll have to shake them down, however. they are all intact too, one of us will have to climb up there and throw them down.
N!: there's one way to solve this dilemna, dude, in the age old duel of....PAPER SCISSORS AND ROCKS!!!
N!: (after Nikos! gets rock and Vince ends up with scissors) nothing beats rock, dude!!!!
V: Damn scissors! Of course, paper would have beat your rock, dude!



N!: This is a man's job anyway, not for boys! ...Polish boys, anyway!




N!: whoa, dude! They're actually fairly loose, I can shake them all down at once.
V: Wait, I'm not ready! (as Nikos shakes the pole from the top and all the insulators begin to fall and break, Vince barely manages to catch just one as the others shatter over the rocks and gravel below) Way to go, dude!

Sam Vs Nikos


Sam spills Nikos!' beer all over his shirt as a joke
Nikos!: aw, dude, you're dead!!!


but Nikos! is strapped.......


....with a water pistol

Monday, April 28, 2008

The V Man Prophecies - after the giftshop

Vince: Battle of the Mothmen, dude!
Nikos!: My Mothman can kick your Mothman's ass!!!
Vince: Don't judge a book by its cover, or in this case, size! This little guy packs a punch, watch...

Vince: Mothman attack!!! Coming your way, chopstickhead!
Karen: Hey!

Bobbie: Always acting like jackasses

Nikos!: Dude, we should go back and buy the whole costume! We can test it out around campus and start our own Mothman legends!
Vince: Way to make your freak flag fly, dude! Great idea!


Karen: Oh, darn it, they messed up my hair completely.

V man Prophecies - at the statue

Marji (doing a Charlie's Angels pose in front of the Mothman statue) : Quick, boys and gals, take a picture if you want, Farah Fawcett ain't got shit on me!

Vince (in his Beavis or BeaVince mode again): Check out its butt, heh heh...
Matt: Why would you be looking, dude?


Nikos! (takes aim for the Mothman with a upper cut): Now it's my turn!

V Man Prophecies -At Marji and Matt's



Matt: What the? They're not stoned again, are they?
Marji: I think we'd better drive, just in case..
Matt: Just in case of what? I'm fairly convinced they're trippin' out, so you're right, we'll drive.


(Matt and Marji walk up, Nikos! and Vince have raibow colored swirls in their eyes, as they are coming off their buzz)

Matt: Vince, dude?.....

Marji: Nikos?



Vince (in his Beavis mode, or Cornholio.. whichever): WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ASSWHIPE? YOU'RE KILLING MY BUZZ, DAMN IT, heh heh..
Matt: Relax, dude! It's time to wake up
Nikos! (in his Butthead voice): Yeah, settle down BeaVince!